phonetic alphabet

[4face]

there is an international phonetic alphabet, containing a separate character for each distinguishable speech sound. however, it's utterly impractical and fugly; it's like they made it so that nobody would ever use it; like esperanto. So I made my own.
Here's the basic alphabet:

q a y 7 b c d
w e f g h ii j
k l m n o p r
s z x t u v +

and here's the advanced one:

q a y 7 b c d w e ` f 3 g 6 h ' " ii 1 k l m n ~ o 0 9 p r 4 5 x z s t 2 u 8 v +

q as in art, a as in got, y as in but & 7 as in should

c, ii, z: as in Chinese: cainiiz`, w as in and & e as in end

j as in manage, x as in sex, s as in Flash, u as in Uhr(german for watch/clock) and + as in pizza

To the advanced layer we add 0 as a long accentuated form of o (ó), 1 as the continuous j in mirage or Jean-Luc, 8 as in Übermensch and 9 as in ördög (Hungarian for devil).' stands for the sharp h sound in Furcht (German for fear) and " articulated vocally sounds like an exaggerated German CH like in Rache just even more exaggerated. ` is an accentuated e (é) sound as heard in Monet, and we'll use ~ as a Spanish ñ.

There are 3 different types of r: r, 4 and 5. 4 is the american/english, 5 is the french one as heard in merde, and r is the Rammstein one.

Since[] this site doesn't support capitalization, we use [] after a word which we want to mark as capitalized, and * after a name.

Example:
!aa[] !kwnt !stwnd !it, !ai !nou !iu !plwnd !it
!aim[] a !xet !it !xtreit, !dix !uqtyrgeit*
!ai[] !kwnt !xtwnd !rqkin !uen !aim !in !her
!cyz[] !ior !krixtyl !byl !eint !xo !krixtyl !kliyr
!xo[] !uail !ai !xit !bwk !wnd !uondyr !uai
!ai[] !gat !dix !fqkin !3orn !in !mai !xaid
!oou[] !ma !gad, !itx !y !m7ra1
!!aim[] !!tellin !!iql, !!itx !!!xwbyta1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duPkzPwUlX4&t=16s

! is used before a word to signal it being shouted.

Do you think I've left something out? let's talk using this phonetic alphabet, in any language you know.

Civilization began with the invention of the phonetic alphabet and the use of writing.



tl;dr: I thought There must be a better way to make a phonetic alphabet. First of all we don't really need uppercase letters, we just need to add a symbol to the end of the capitalized word, to mark it as such. I've chosen []. To indicate a name I add * to the back, and to indicate the word is being shouted I add ! to the front of it.

I used the numbers for additional sounds, but first I freed up some more characters that are rather useless, like q, w, x and y, and assigned them to sounds being used often in the English language. Then bound some sounds, which other european languages use and english not so much, to numbers. familiarize yourself with it and let's talk (for languages other than english, german, hungarian and romanian i'll need a translation though)

[gmax1204]

lol

[4face]

hauz[] it goin brou? ker t7 trai aut mai fynetik wlfybet?

ai[] kql it drwgyn tyng.

[4face]

what about devanagari, chinese pronunciation? arabic variations? spanish, castellano? even hebrew in little israel has few variations of some letters dependently of roots of a person speaking... whispering sounds?

can you give a concrete example of such a sound, like from a youtube video or something? i rarely hear speech sounds that cannot be reproduced using this simplified phonetic alphabet.

kwn[] i7u giiv y kqnkriit egzwmpl yv xyc y xaund, laik frym y i7ut7ub vidiyu or(simply using r cuz it's implied that we're talking english. nazi-grammatically correct would be o4) xym3ing?(can u guess what sound 3 stands for?) ai[] reyrli hiir xpiic xaundz 2wt(how about 2?) kwnat bii riipryd7uxt i7uzing 2ix ximplifaid fynetik wlfybet.

[4face]

the u in dust is y in dragon tongue.

[4face]

So it's been a while, and the alphabet has evolved. Post whatever you'd like me to transcribe here in this thread. once you can read it try to transcribe yourself. you will be corrected and ranked for speed and proper form. I'll always transcribe into an a standard usamerican accent.

[4face]

can't tell if correct since I don't speak it but looks good. i meant write something in english, german, hungarian or romanian so i can transcribe it using the improved version of the alphabet.

we got changes like 1 is now what 7 used to be, and < is what 1 used to be
7 is now what 2 used to be and 2 is y in normal english, like in yes.
> is used to signal capital letters
w is w and ` is what w used to be
long vowels are marked as such with _ and don't double anymore
6 is what ` used to be
c is what s used to be, x is what c used to be and s is what x used to be and I think that's about it. also always bold if you write in photongue

Example:

Nothing can travel back in time except quantum pollen so only if you were to brake your consciousness down into perfectly space-gravity-time*r-synched self-assembling parts of yourself so infinitely weightless that you can slingshot your way around the deep layers of the sun at FTL speed -- which is what happens to everything in the cosmic neighborhood btw once it has reached the ultimate stage of entropy -- can you travel back in time and still hope to be yourself.

nq3ing> k`n tr`vl b`k in taim ekcept kwant1m pq_ln cou onli_ if 21u wyr (im just using r because it's implied that it's the american r) t1 breik 2or kqnsiycnec daun int1 prfktli_ cpeic-gr`viti_-taimyr-cinkt celf-ycembling pqrtc yv 2orcelf co infinitli_ weitlec 7`t 21u clingsqt 2or wei yraund 7y di_p leiyrz yv 7y can `t f[]t[]l[] cpi_d -- wix iz wqt h`pynz t1u evri3ing in 7y kqcmik neibrh1_d baidywei wqn+ it h`z ri_xt 7y qltimyt cteij yv entrypi_ -- k`n 21u tr`vl b`k in taim `nd ctil houp t1u bi_ 2orcelf.

Particles seemingly just disappear and reappear somewhere else, except they don't, cuz the "reappiiring" Wqn iz yn intairli_ difrnt Wqn 7`t jyct 7en ri_grect f1r7r daun int1u 7y entrypi_ cteij 7y formr Wqn h`d jyct left oupn for it t1u d1u cyu, ri_pleicing int1u 7y formr'z ctrqkxryl clqt, Wail 7y formr Wqn Went Weitlyc `nd iz 7ys inkeipybl yv kouhi_ryntli_ i_klipcing dqrknec in ordr t1u i_mit lait, nevr7ylec cqmWqt daivyrting itc p`3 and ki_ping 7y `ntai-entrqpik prqcec yv fyutqn i_reksyn inkouhi_rynt, 7yc ki_ping it frym li_ving 7y can c1unr 7`n, cei, y milion years measured in our time continuum variant thereof.

[4face]

may you give the whole description of the final version here?

the text above is jewish prayer.

i want to complete the correct "shma israel" transcribing. it's not about i'm a great fan of the book containing it (torah), it's more about loving to dig and the prayer above is first "lorem ipsum" coming into my mind.

(and the original "lorem ipsum" makes me feel nauseas.)

mei> 21 giv 7y houl dickripsyn yv 7y fainyl vyr<n hi_r?

7y> tekct ybyv iz j1uis> preyr.

ai> wqnt t1 kympli_t 7y kyrekt "shma israel" tr`nckraibing. itc> nqt ybaut aim y greit f`n yv 7y b1k kynteining it (to_ra), itc mo_r ybaut lyving t1 dig `nd 7y preyr ybyv iz frct "lorem ipsum" kyming int1 mai maind.

[amphe]

may you give the whole description of the final version here?

the text above is jewish prayer.

i want to complete the correct "shma israel" transcribing. it's not about i'm a great fan of the book containing it (torah), it's more about loving to dig and the prayer above is first "lorem ipsum" coming into my mind.

(and the original "lorem ipsum" makes me feel nauseas.)

mei> 21 giv 7y houl dickripsyn yv 7y fainyl vyr<n hi_r?

7y> tekct ybyv iz j1uis> preyr.

ai> wqnt t1 kympli_t 7y kyrekt "shma israel" tr`nckraibing. itc> nqt ybaut aim y greit f`n yv 7y b1k kynteining it (to_ra), itc mo_r ybaut lyving t1 dig `nd 7y preyr ybyv iz frct "lorem ipsum" kyming int1 mai maind.

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