Alcohol.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:24 am

Post your drunkeness here...

Cheap alcohol, because we had nothing else to do! £15 for three bottles of wine! Ha.

florflor · Postby **florflor** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:35 am

Bester Thread ever

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:10 pm

Love the thread, but I'm actually pretty hungover at the moment.

faber · Postby **faber** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:49 pm

I've got a food intolerance for alcohol.

Does it make me uncool?

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:13 pm

Oh the humility! Ha. I'm terribly hungover now. I ended up dribking vodka mixed with honey and diluted with water. Whaaa?

I removed the weird German part of my original post, ha.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:14 pm

... And it probably makes you cool faber. Alcohol is the devil.

far & away · Postby **far & away** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:15 pm

I hate alcools & wines. Only Saké & Virgin Mojito for me, thank you.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:23 pm

I slept in my clothes, forgot to lock the front door and have basically wasted Sunday. Yay for alcohol

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:28 pm

I'm terribly hungover now.

When I saw the thread this morning I felt for you and your Sunday!

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:30 pm

Haha. I am feeling sorry for myself to be fair. I'm not a big drinker and I'm usually dancing the alcohol off but last night I was just sitting down and drank 2 bottles of wine plus vodka. Maybe I'm having an early mid life crisis. Oh, and I went to the shop to buy more wine and forgot my PIN which was massively embarrassing!

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:59 pm

I slept in my clothes, forgot to lock the front door and have basically wasted Sunday. Yay for alcohol

*fist-bumps*

Sunday wasted here as well. I did remember to lock the door and take off my clothes before falling asleep, though. For me last night was all about whisky and beer, so my hangover is massive.

I don't really dance anymore, so I ended up discussing social and economical inequality in the world with my best friend at 4AM. Drunk as two skunks. Priceless.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:19 pm

Whisky and beer. I can almost feel your hangover! Nice conversation though. I bet you got really into it. That always happens if you have serious conversations under the influence.

Our conversations started serious then turn into smut! Quite odd considering I was in the presence of 2 social workers and a nurse, ha.

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:34 pm

Nice conversation though. I bet you got really into it. That always happens if you have serious conversations under the influence.

I know, right? We were so passionate, fighting about some stuff, and then going OMG U R SRSLY THE BEST PERSON EVA and hugging. I bet we barely made sense given the alcohol level in our bloods.

Our conversations started serious then turn into smut! Quite odd considering I was in the presence of 2 social workers and a nurse, ha.

Nurses have the best dirty jokes.

You sound like a fun person to drink with, drop me a line if you ever wander into Central Europe, and we can get shitfaced together. Plus, we Slavs have the best spirits in the world. Vodka, becherovka, rakija... So many ways to poison your body and mind.

far & away · Postby **far & away** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:49 pm

I've never been drunk, I wonder what it's like..

Drunk in love.

Proddukd · Postby **Proddukd** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:15 pm

Alcohol makes me vomit. I can smell and taste alcohol way quicker and better than other people, when someone opens a package of something [no one knows there's alcohol in it [like chocolate or something]], I can tell there's alcohol in it, even if it's only 3% or something. I don't really like tiramisu, but that amount of alcohol doesn't make me vomit, but if it's champagne or something like that with only 5% I can't hold it in.
I never really liked alcohol anyway, I've seen a lot of people become complete retards, so as a kid I didn't wanna try it, same with cigarets [not the retard part though]. And now I just don't need it.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:19 pm

I know, right? We were so passionate, fighting about some stuff, and then going OMG U R SRSLY THE BEST PERSON EVA and hugging. I bet we barely made sense given the alcohol level in our bloods.

Nurses have the best dirty jokes.

You sound like a fun person to drink with, drop me a line if you ever wander into Central Europe, and we can get shitfaced together. Plus, we Slavs have the best spirits in the world. Vodka, becherovka, rakija... So many ways to poison your body and mind.

drunk hugs, all soppy and totally out of character!

I'm filthy when I'm drunk. I sometimes think I offend people because I have no line whatsoever

Incidentally, I'm planning a holiday soon... not sure where to go.

Proddukd, I honestly think I dislike alcohol, too, but it's been my friend for 15 years now. It's the day after I start feeling regrets, such as this Facebook status I posted last night:

Two bottles of wine and left over vodka. Fucked. I'm also proper broody. Any ladies? I'll do you and adopt the child.

Bear in mind my mum and a few managers from work are friends with me on there.
So, yeah... this is what it does to me

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:57 pm

I've been going tea-total recently. Last night I went to someone's leaving party at work and I wasn't drinking at all, but I was practically forced into drinking!

I got annoyed. I asked someone to buy me a drink (I gave them the money) but they bought me alcohol instead, and when I wasn't going to the bar for myself they kept bringing me more over despite me saying no.

Of course, I could have just not drank them but I only know these people a little bit so I felt really rude when I said I didn't want it. Maybe I just need to man up!

I'm going to a party tonight and taking this with me:

My friends were horrified when I said I wasn't drinking. Seriously, British people just drink for the sake of it. Most of the pictures people upload on Facebook are of them drinking, drunk or going out to get drunk!

Peterican · Postby **Peterican** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:05 pm

I've got a food intolerance for alcohol.

Does it make me uncool?

Same here. I also have intolerance. So yes. It makes you uncool, unfortunately.

faber · Postby **faber** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:30 pm

^

Peterican · Postby **Peterican** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:32 pm

^

I know.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:38 pm

I'm pissed.

I went to an opening of an art gallery and they had alcohol. It was free so I indulged, then went to a pub full of misfits and I felt right at home so had another 4 drinks in there... I'm at work in 8 hours so naturally I decided to come online and talk about how pissed I am.

I drank this:

Fake Corona and more expensive, straight to my head...

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:48 pm

^ I'm not pissed but I have just poured myself a whiskey!
Just the one, it's too hot to sleep
(I'm at work in 8.5 hrs)

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:02 pm

Anyone drunk tonight? I'm halfway through a bottle of Dominican rum. JOIN ME.

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:07 pm

Anyone drunk tonight? I'm halfway through a bottle of Dominican rum. JOIN ME.

Just some homebrew

Not drunk though- it's a bit bitter, needs work

benjicoq · Postby **benjicoq** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:53 pm

I wish I was . I had to fight sleep during the word theatre play ever . Booze would have helped

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:57 pm

I'm still drunk from last night. I look lovely. Unshaven, pasty skin, red eyes. Alcohol is the devil the day after but it's loooovely at the time.

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:37 pm

I've been in town with by friends since lunch drinking, eating, bitching and talking filth.

Meeting up u der the pretense of sophisticated lunch and things spiralling is becoming a bit of a habit!

Anyway. I'm seriously tispy now so its that time again.......

I LOVE YOU ALL

And special hugs to those that extra special ones

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:38 pm

Apologies for poor spelling

Apologies for anything I put in any other thread tonight

Burnface · Postby **Burnface** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:52 pm

And special hugs to those that extra special ones

I definitely extra special ones, thank you so much, Sue Ellen!

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:17 am

far & away · Postby **far & away** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:21 am

VorteX · Postby **VorteX** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:23 am

^
OMG, lime green??

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:11 am

HAHA

Not that that bad, but not far off. This time.....

Also- anyone else wake up really early after having alcohol? I do it every time. Been awake for ages

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:05 pm

Also- anyone else wake up really early after having alcohol? I do it every time. Been awake for ages

Yeah, me too, but it's because I'm always so bloody thirsty the day after, and it wakes me up.

ozarkmtnfan · Postby **ozarkmtnfan** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:56 pm

^ In another thread you're wanting to make some life changes. Stop drinking. I've been sober 17 years and wish I had stopped sooner. But alcohol became a hindrance for me. Maybe it won't for you. End of sermon.

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:26 pm

^ In another thread you're wanting to make some life changes. Stop drinking. I've been sober 17 years and wish I had stopped sooner. But alcohol became a hindrance for me. Maybe it won't for you. End of sermon.

I don't drink that much.

It's more of a social thing for me. Also, vodka is basically a key element of culture in the part of the world I'm from. But actually I've been cutting down on it as well because I figured I'd rather have some nice wine - which can be costly! - than some cheap beer whenever I go out, so you guys look at me growing up.

benjicoq · Postby **benjicoq** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:27 pm

GOD. A pint of mijoto a 5pm is really too early

. i did grocery shopping completely wasted and it was the worst

pigeonboy · Postby **pigeonboy** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:53 pm

GOD. A pint of mijoto a 5pm is really too early . i did grocery shopping completely wasted and it was the worst

Drunk grocery shopping's the best!

You get a mixture of all good stuff and random stuff you can't make a meal out of.

(I must point that I do not do this often

)

far & away · Postby **far & away** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:32 pm

^
OMG, lime green??

It's Virgin MORITO! even KFC does it!

insertetitulo · Postby **insertetitulo** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:57 pm

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:22 am

Tonight I saw Martha and the Vandelles and the Happy Mondays and I drank about £90 worth of alcohol.............. I am suuuuurrrrrrrr dunk!!!

Jukka · Postby **Jukka** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:31 pm

Doctor's orders: Only one in a day. Even better, none.

Tonight one small beer in hotel bar near Bialystok, reading 4um.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:02 pm

I am drunk again. On a Donnerstag.

3 of us shared 3 bottles of wine which obviously means a bottle each. I have a meeting at 9am but coming online is much more important than sleeping. I'll pretend I have a cold rather than a hangover. I do it alllllllllllllll the time. No one knows... NO ONE! ...but they probably think I have a rubbish immune system.

Proddukd · Postby **Proddukd** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:15 am

^ You feel good about yourself?

m.thr.n · Postby **m.thr.n** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:19 pm

I am drunk again. On a Donnerstag.

3 of us shared 3 bottles of wine which obviously means a bottle each. I have a meeting at 9am but coming online is much more important than sleeping. I'll pretend I have a cold rather than a hangover. I do it alllllllllllllll the time. No one knows... NO ONE! ...but they probably think I have a rubbish immune system.

You're my spirit animal.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:33 pm

Haha. I must stay away for my computer when I am drunk!

I felt fine this morning! I'm surprised.

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:23 am

Drunk, as usual. I think jobs in the social sector persuade you to become alcoholics. My housemate is a social worker and I work in social housing so we decided to get pissed and sort out the problems with society... then we seen Russell Brand on TV and left it to that douche-bag to sort out because he thinks being an ex-druggie, alcoholic, semi-literate with a good vocabulary that he has the right to tell us proletarians that we should rebel against our organised society and buy his now A-Level authorised "Bookie Wookie".... yeah bitches.

But I'd probably shag him.

Peterican · Postby **Peterican** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:25 am

Don't you worry about your liver? I'm going to buy some milk thistle pills tomorrow for liver health. I don't even drink. Weird, huh?

Voltagenic · Postby **Voltagenic** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:33 am

Fück me, is it Saturday already?

Smörgås · Postby **Smörgås** » Sat Nov 29, 2014 1:34 am

Don't you worry about your liver? I'm going to buy some milk thistle pills tomorrow for liver health. I don't even drink. Weird, huh?

I have milk thistle, but I think it's nothing more than a placebo.

Alcohol is a British problem. I don't drink that much, but when I do it's usually too much. I am sensible and I drink water between drinks but here in the UK we just love to get pissed at weekends.