WORST björk videos poll

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oceania by lynnfox
3
3%
where is the line by gabriela fridriksdottir
21
19%
triumph of a heart by spike jonze
0
No votes
who is it by dawn shadforth
2
2%
desired constellation by lynnfox
4
4%
earth intruders by michel ocelot
4
4%
innocence by competition winners
32
29%
declare independence by michel gondry
1
1%
wanderlust by encyclopedia pictura
0
No votes
the dull flame of desire by christoph jantos, masahiro mogari, and marçal cuberta juncà
30
27%
crystalline by michel gondry
3
3%
hollow by drew berry
2
2%
moon by bjork, inez & vinoodh, james merry and m/m paris
4
4%
mutual core by andrew huang
0
No votes
black lake by andrew huang
1
1%
lionsong by inez & vinoodh
4
4%
 
Total votes : 111

WORST björk videos poll

Postby skipping » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:03 pm

also theres some gems in there… is it me or, do you also think björk's video output went kind of downhill after her Greatest Hits?
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Erik » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:07 pm

I'd have to say Desired Constellation.. it's more of a backdrop than anything. I'm not a fan of the contest videos either.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby charlesolivierwm » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:12 pm

I did hesitate between Desired Constellation and The Dull Flame of Desire, but chose finally The Dull Flame of Desire because this is in my top 5 Björk songs and this is a so disappointing video for a masterpiece like this.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby skipping » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:13 pm

my own top 5 of horrors:
the dull flame of desire
earth intruders
innocence
moon
crystalline
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby tofu » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:14 pm

also theres some gems in there… is it me or, do you also think björk's video output went kind of downhill after her Greatest Hits?
I don't think so. who is it, triumph of heart, wanderlust for example are so great !
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby mandrake » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:47 pm

Innocene was certainly quite amateurish, I voted for that.

Some of the videos on the list don't belong at all here. Some do. Declare Independence is astonishingly dull for a Gondry Video. Cool idea (feedback loop), dull execution.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby mandrake » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:55 pm

:album2:
also theres some gems in there… is it me or, do you also think björk's video output went kind of downhill after her Greatest Hits?
I would agree in general. But consider also the decrease in importance of videos as marketing instrument, the decreased marketing budgets and the greatly diminished role of channels like MTV. The 90s were best for nusic videos.

There are still great videos and directors out there though (think Florence+M, 'What Kind of Man')
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Dot » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:58 pm

The Dull Flame of Desire is the only bad video of her career imo
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Lost-In-Translation » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:08 pm

I just rewatched Dull Flame, had totally forgotten how bad it is :shock: So the three runner ups to the Innocence video competition were given one third of the song each, why the heck did they waste the opportunity to create something great?
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby stavaas » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:11 pm

Let me just take this footage of Björk and Antony, make it black and white (no gray) and turn the contrast to 100%. It's so god damn awful, I wanna break something!
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Leafonthewind » Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:25 pm

As bad as TDFOD was, my vote goes to Crystalline based on how disappointed I was.

I remember being all "new :logo: single with a Gondry video? oh god yes :hyper: " and it was well... just there.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby tofu » Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:32 pm

^ even if crystalline is not my favorite and I get the feeling of expecting something different , I enjoy watching crystalline: it's almost this fun idea of doing the complete opposite of this future-app-vision, it's like 60s-aesthetics,
almost classic Star Trek :-)
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Leafonthewind » Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:37 pm

Yeah I don't think it's a bad video, it's just that I had very high expectations as it was my first new Björk video as a fan and I was bracing myself for a mind blowing experience.

Unfortunately the past "let-downess" prevents me from appreciating it fully even now.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby cowboy » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:34 pm

also theres some gems in there… is it me or, do you also think björk's video output went kind of downhill after her Greatest Hits?
seriously .. do you prefer play dead over all those great videos in your poll :lol: ?

and …. :shifty: is important to know the difference between a commercial music video & a background animation. the lynn foxx videos are great jobs on their purpose. ---- where is the line is an art piece, rather than a music video in a traditional way, made by a a visual artist not your favorite director, and i'm glad björk is open enough to allow non-mainstream artists to get involved like gabríela and don't give a f what fans or people in general may think of her decisions.

but FACT: innocence and dull flame of desire are the only "bad" björk videos simply because they aren't made by professional / vision-ish people, they are made by fans who can (or kind-of) operate a computer lol . innocence is really bad, i still don't know why they chose that video.. but yeah the other options were all crappy unfinished attempts, but I love that björk "the groundbreaking artist" has these crappy videos in her catalogue, demostrating that she's not as snob as some of her fans, although she knows way more about art than all of us lol
pd: but you (innocence & tdfod) won't get in the moma sorry :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby faber » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:50 pm

Desired constellation was a backdrop

Lynnfox was commissioned only Nature is Ancient and Oceania, the rest were backdrops for the GH tour (source: an interview I remember reading)

I believe Innocence is the worst one simply because it's amateurish, but if the idea was done with the actual Björk it would have been cool

So let's just say Innocence
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby motheroceania » Thu Mar 12, 2015 11:54 pm

earth intruders
innocence
crystalline
moon
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby insertetitulo » Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:20 am

The Dull Flame of Desire is the only bad video of her career imo
^ (sorry but) THIS
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby bhu304 » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:03 am

Let me just take this footage of Björk and Antony, make it black and white (no gray) and turn the contrast to 100%. It's so god damn awful, I wanna break something!
THIS RIGHT HERE
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby charlesolivierwm » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:14 am

I mean, the first part and last part of TDFOD has a little bit of potential, but it is just repetitive, and the middle part is just ugly, and the three parts doesn't mix well one after each other.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Moderator » Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:27 am

i (silently) voted :album10:
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Germanyon » Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:18 am

lucky for some of this videos that we have the volta music videos lol :lol:
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby faber » Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:14 pm

lucky for some of this videos that we have the volta music videos lol :lol:
Well, excluding Wanderlust it was a bit of a visual lowpoint :mrgreen:
Like, even the work with Ocelot and Gondry felt lackluster then
Am I the only one thinking that Declare Independence is the worst BjorkGondry video :shifty: ?
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby skipping » Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:03 pm

tbh medulla era was great with oceania being the weakest but still enjoyable. true desired constellation shouldnt be qualified a video but then it was once considered a video so for the sake of objectivity i have included in the poll. volta era was mostly a disaster starting with that tragic earth intruders, then more tragic competition, then disappointing declare independence, only to be saved by wanderlust. not even gonna discuss how bad TDFOD is again. biophilia era vids are almost non existent, save mutual core. all this truly screams how much budget seems to have shrinked since the 80s/90s. additionally i saw black lake @ moma and it doesnt live up to its expectation. the marcel duchamp inspired trailer (which is nowhere to be seen in the exhibitiob) is way better than this self complacent poorly filmed vid. andrew huang doesnt know neither how to light nor to direct, so it just feels like a totally wasted opportunity at a great video.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby MartinSlovakia » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:06 pm

lucky for some of this videos that we have the volta music videos lol :lol:
Well, excluding Wanderlust it was a bit of a visual lowpoint :mrgreen:
Like, even the work with Ocelot and Gondry felt lackluster then
Am I the only one thinking that Declare Independence is the worst BjorkGondry video :shifty: ?
I cannot decide whether it is Declare Independence or Crystalline.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby tellthemstories » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:14 pm

why are triumph of a heart, who is it, mutual core and hollow on here?!
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Lost-In-Translation » Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:41 pm

Well, Wanderlust is really a masterpiece, one of the best videos in her career imo, so made up for the other :shifty: :album10: videos.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby tofu » Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:47 pm

I think Declare Independence is a really good video - maybe not the one of her best - but I like the rawness of it !!
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby skipping » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:00 pm

why are triumph of a heart, who is it, mutual core and hollow on here?!

for objectivity's sake i included all videos post GH.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Moderator » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:48 pm

tbh medulla era was great with oceania being the weakest but still enjoyable. true desired constellation shouldnt be qualified a video but then it was once considered a video so for the sake of objectivity i have included in the poll. volta era was mostly a disaster starting with that tragic earth intruders, then more tragic competition, then disappointing declare independence, only to be saved by wanderlust. not even gonna discuss how bad TDFOD is again. biophilia era vids are almost non existent, save mutual core. all this truly screams how much budget seems to have shrinked since the 80s/90s. additionally i saw black lake @ moma and it doesnt live up to its expectation. the marcel duchamp inspired trailer (which is nowhere to be seen in the exhibitiob) is way better than this self complacent poorly filmed vid. andrew huang doesnt know neither how to light nor to direct, so it just feels like a totally wasted opportunity at a great video.
true.
a lot of wasted opportunities here.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby MrLabeless » Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:24 pm

Yeah the back-drop one with no :logo: in it was the weakest, but its still an interestimg video in itself. I love all bjork videos. All music videos actually. :-)
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Germanyon » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:07 pm

i also think huang is like nice and experimental and colourful but to me its far tooooo vibrant and the storytelling is abit lost, like the huang videos have beautful pictures but IMO dont trasnfere the mood of the songs so well, but well hes joung and kanda a beginner, isnt he?

so mutual core for me is really overrated video. i think moon has much more tension and correct mood-transmition.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby MrLabeless » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:06 pm

I loved mutual core actually. But it was very "over produced" video wise because it was for an exhibition as-well wasn't it? And projected in time square? Still, it was the best video from that period of time. Reminded me of the experimental way her older videos were made, in the kind of high quality that we always get from her. I liked the moon one as-well though. :-)
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby benjicoq » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:16 pm

a tie between Play dead and Black lake
(dull flame and innocence don't even exist for me :D)
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Stinooke » Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:35 pm

I voted for Innocence, but I wish I could change my vote to Dull Flame. The competition videos are the only ones I really think are bad.
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby mandrake » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:09 pm

a tie between Play dead and Black lake
(dull flame and innocence don't even exist for me :D)
Grumpy,old Man! >:( :P ;D
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby mani_thepansy » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:22 am

D: I totally forgot the Dull Flame video existed. They didn't even include it in the music video collection at the MoMA exhibit. Yeah it was that bad. But my vote goes to the Innocence videos, which werent included either :lol:
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby Peterican » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:48 pm

I've been listening to :logo: since the start of the :album6: era, and I didn't even know about half of these videos. :oops: . I chose Lionsong because of all the attention on the wound. :roll:
I love the Innocence comp videos, btw. Especially the video game one. :hyper:
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Re: WORST björk videos poll

Postby archangel » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:06 am

i voted for earth intruders but i would vote for all the volta options there (except wanderlust and declare independence)

it was so disapointing because i liked the album at first listening. and then, when i watched the videos... damn.

earth intruders is just her face coming and going, i never will accept this as official video :cry: :cry:

innocence video dont get my hate at all. the contest winners would make an official video with bjork, but it didnt happen, because of the bjork team mess. and about dfod i guess only the second part suck, althought the third part is creppy is still enterteining tho :|
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